April 22, 2005
i heart showdog moms & dads
Depending on how you feel about reality shows and whether you show dogs or not, Bravo's new reality show Showdog Moms & Dads is either the best thing ever or the worst thing ever. I love reality tv and I don't show dogs (though I know people that do), so I'm barking mad about Showdog Moms & Dads.
The first episode was hilarious, the third episode just okay, but I think the second episode featured one of the most amazing moments in reality tv history -- and it didn't even involve one of the dogs or parents being followed for the show! No, it was a dog who attacked a man at a park that one of the showdogs was at. I transcribed his mom's tearful semi-hysterical monologue, because I love you:
"For many days I didn't bring him here because I suffer when he bites me. He bite me in my vagina! When I'm walking, he sees other dogs he right away he jump on my vagina because he get so crazy! He doesn't know who I am, he forgets everything. He bites the labrador on his penis. I don't want him to bite my labrador on the penis, my labrador is a baby, he's beautiful."
...
"In my vagina two times he bite me. but his teeths are very small and they don't damage very much. Just, they pinch!"
After all of that, the best part was when we found out what the vagina-biting dog is named.
"What's his name, the dog?" "Happy."
Can't make that shit up, ladies and gents. As my friend Alaina said, "happy the dog's mom is the BEST MOMENT IN REALITY TEEVEE. EVAR!!!111!!!!"
P.S. The production company behind the show, Worlds of Wonder, has a blog where they document their various projects, including Showdog Moms & Dads. Lots of interesting things on there, from news of the participants to miscellaneous dog news. Well worth a visit.
P.P.S. If you like Showdog Moms & Dads, you might also enjoy Christopher Guest's brilliant mockumentary Best In Show, starring Catherine O'Hara, Eugene Levy and Parker Posey among others.
posted by lia at 05:18 PM
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